Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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