If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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