When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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