And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I booty called her while she was in labor.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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