Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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