It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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