what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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