Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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