my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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