My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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