How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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