I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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