I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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