How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Pooping to opera.
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