Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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