More tranny stories later!
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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