shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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