I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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