I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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