This is not my ceiling
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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