I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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