I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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