Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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