NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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