I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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