are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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