Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Randomize
