yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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