I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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