he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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