Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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