remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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