North Korea, Best Korea!
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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