if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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