Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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