maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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