Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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