From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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