shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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