do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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