Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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