I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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