How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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