this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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