do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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