Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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