I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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