I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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