What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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