Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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