Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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