he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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