yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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