We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Randomize
