Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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