I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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