Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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